Ownage

I'll couch it in several terms, at least one of which should be understood by any of my tens of readers:

If they were a house, we'd have a 30-year mortgage.
If they were the Coyote, we'd be the Road Runner.
If they were a car, we'd hold the title.
If they borrowed money, we'd be Chili Palmer.
If they were an instance boss, we'd one-shot them.
If they were Johnny Ringo, we'd be their huckleberry.
If they were beer or donuts, we'd be Homer J. Simpson.

They are the Blue Devils. We are the Maryland Terrapins. And these days, we own them.